Sunday night we had an extended family dinner. Several of the kids were using their parents' phones to occupy themselves. My cousin's son (age 8) had this discussion with his dad about the dad's phone:
Cousin's son: "What kind of dad doesn't have Snapchat on his phone?"
Dad: "The kind that puts a roof over your head."
Cousin's son: "I thought Mom did that."
The other adults, including his mom, cracked up.
