The official shirt of HR people everywhere

I recently saw a customer in Wal-mart who had on a shirt that read:

"I used to be a people person. Then people ruined it." I told the lady wearing it that I loved her shirt, and I added that I work in HR. She got it.

I told my HR coworkers about it. My boss wanted to buy one, and another coworker asked where the woman had purchased it. Alas, I don't know. But if SHRM (Society for Human Resource Management) wants to make a few bucks, do I have an idea for them.

You know you work in HR when....

You know you work in HR when you have this conversation with your boss:

Boss: "Have you drafted a response to crazo yet?"
Me: "Which one?"

Yes, welcome to my world.