That's one way to keep your job

My friends hosted a cookout at their house on Saturday. While we were there, one of them was telling about his coworker. This guy is a disaster. His write up history is a mile long, he's messed up loading lots of customer orders, and most recently he took out a light pole in the parking lot the employer shares with another company, then LAUGHED about it. During one of the times he had to drug test, he claimed he had to run home and get his wife first so she could drive his car to work. When he got back from the drug test, she was still in the car with him. Can you say falsifying your drug test? We asked why this guy still has a job. The current theory is he's the drug dealer for one of the bosses. That's certainly one way to keep your job when you definitely should lose it.