This week in HR

Humans are interesting creatures. So far this week, we have had 3 shining examples at work.

Human #1
Did a good job answering questions in her interview. Wore a sweater, nice pants, and boots. The only problem- you could see through her loose-knit sweater to her underlying undergarment. FYI, it was black. This is not a good interview look.

Human #2
Showed up for new hire interview on Monday. Was a no call no show yesterday and today. Messages were left for him and his emergency contact with no response. He was fired today for job abandonment.

Human #3
Dropped the f-bomb not once but twice during his interview. Cried during the interview- as in was literally wiping away tears. The questions we asked were in no way tearjerkers, and none of the other candidates we interviewed for this role had this reaction. After the candidate left, two of the interview team members stated the candidate smelled of alcohol.

Three great stories, and it's only Wednesday. As I told my team today, I'm excited to see what Thursday and Friday will bring.